HAGGIS HEID USA: March 2008

Monday, March 17, 2008

I've been having an affair....with FaceBook

What can I say. It started innocently enough. My sis introduced us and told me I'd really enjoy meeting and greeting through Facebook. So I met up with Facebook and exchanged passwords and before you know it I was messaging, and poking, and art walling people I haven't spoken to for years!

Next thing I know its mid-March and my poor blog has been completely neglected and left to fend for it's self on the Information Super Highway. All I can say is...I'm Sorry! I will be better no matter what person from the deepest, darkest part of my younger life pops up and sends me a message. I will do what any good blogger should do, refer my pals to check out my AWESOME Blog!

Please forgive me!

Scottish Humor

Three newlywed Scotsmen were at the pub talking about how they were kings o' their hooses.

Big Larry, who married an American lass, bragged he told his new wife, "You will do the dishes and cleen the hoos every day!" He told his pals, "it took a couple of days, but by the third day, "Ah came hame tae a spotless hoos."

Wullie, who married an Australian lass, bragged he had ordered his wife to not only clean the hoos and the dishes but, "Ah telt her tae huv a braw big supper on the table each night when ah git hame fae work!" Wullie said she refused the first day, but by the third day he came hame to a spotless hoos, clean dishes, and great steaming supper on the table.

Finally, Wee Jock, who married a Scottish lass, bragged he commanded his new wife that her duty was, "tae keep the hoos clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry done, and hot meals on the table every night!" Wee Jock told his pals that the first day he didn't see anything, nor on the second day, but finally, on the third day most of the swelling had gone down so that he could see oot his left eye enough tae fix himself a sandwich, load the dishwasher, and call someone tae mow the lawn.

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Monday, March 17, 2008

I've been having an affair....with FaceBook

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